About

I build software. Not the flashy kind that requires a 2MB JavaScript bundle to render a paragraph - the kind that actually works.

Grew up in Nerima, surrounded by my old man's decaying 80s hardware and radio equipment. Learned to code by scavenging scripts and optimizing drivers for machines that should have been e-waste.

My philosophy is simple: if it doesn't serve a functional purpose, cut it. Virtual DOM is a scam. NPM packages are cancer. The best code is the code you don't write.

I contribute to underground BBS boards when I'm not working. I paralyzed a corporate network at 16 to prove their security was arrogant. That hasn't changed.

Currently available for freelance work on systems programming, performance optimization, and legacy system rescue missions.